Day 107

My bother needed to go somewhere so he asked to use my car
He wanted to go get dinner and wasn’t planning on going far
So after he left the house, he came back again real soon
It was only early evening or maybe late afternoon
But when my brother drove my car he turned on all the lights
I’m not sure why he did that, it was barely even night
It wasn’t until my dad came home and walked in from the outside
That I learned that the lights were on and my car battery had died
It was pretty annoying, mostly because he did this a few weeks before
You’d think that he would learn not to leave lights on anymore


Day 87

My brother really hates it when you brush your teeth in front of him
He hates it even more if I brush mine on a whim
He honestly can’t stand it, watching other people brush
Whenever he sees that happen he runs away in a crazy rush
Sometimes I like to brush my teeth while walking around the house
Making my brother run from me like a cat chasing a mouse
He’ll even grab his blanket and pull it up over his head
Trying to get away from me by hiding in his bed
I should probably mention that he keeps his own mouth clean
He just thinks that brushing teeth is not something to be seen
But I think the time has come to help him conquer his strange fear
Which is way I plan to brush my teeth now whenever he is near
I know that watching things like this will probably make him squirm
And honestly I think instead he’d rather eat a worm

Day 46

My brother’s on vacation, so today I explored his room

His floor is piled high with things, it’s like he’s never seen a broom

There’s clothes in every corner and dishes under the bed

His desk is overflowing with every book he’s ever read

His garbage can is useless, in fact it’s nowhere to be seen

I don’t know if it’s possible to make his bedroom clean

There’s apple cores in his dresser and containers of fried rice

I wouldn’t be surprised if soon his room attracted mice

I didn’t explore too long, his room had a funky smell

What it was exactly, well I couldn’t really tell

I’m surprised that he’s so messy, where could he have ever got that gene

Although I guess looking at my own room you’d probably never call it clean